copied from: http://blogs.adobe.com/charles/2010/05/ill_trade_you_a_joke_for_a_book.h...
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By Jeremy - 6:01 PM on May 20, 2010
There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.
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By Richie - 12:34 AM on May 24, 2010
A programmers high-school girlfriend is like the square root of -2…irrational and imaginary.
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By gem_reader - 4:29 PM on May 26, 2010
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
very long pause…..
“Java.” -
By Borek Bernard - 2:32 AM on May 27, 2010
Rather a geek joke but a good one:
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar…and doesn’t -
By codeabonde - 12:27 PM on June 1, 2010
In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them.
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By Yazbar - 1:11 PM on June 3, 2010
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. That’s a hardware problem. -
By Hoover - 1:20 PM on June 4, 2010
My other car is a CDR
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By mastersson - 9:12 AM on June 8, 2010
Q: How many IBM Processors does it take to execute a job?
A: Four. Three to hold it down, and one to rip it’s head off. -
By Penny - 8:15 PM on July 12, 2010
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25. -
By James hall - 10:23 PM on July 14, 2010
a sql query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up and says “can i join you?”
